Sensation

So today we are all gathering together in separate parts of the globe to announce the spectacle of spectacles; the eye.  We are all really quite excited for this event and have been looking forward to it for quite some time, as a matter of fact we have been waiting for it all our lives as well as the lives of our ancestors.  So without further ado, we present to you the eye!  WOW, just look at all the stuff, there's big stuff, and little stuff, and just look at you honey...  wow... I mean look at you, this isn't at all what I pictured you looked like...  umm, I think we have a problem here...  I don't think things are gonna work out...  WAIT!  I have an idea!  Hand me those nails!  ***AHHHH OWWWW JESUS! SOMEBODY HELP!

*A few hours later*

So now I'm picturing you as I saw you... sorry...

Do you think I would stay with someone so stupid as to scratch their newly found eyes out?  I just wanted to make sure you were alright


"Eye scream, you scream, we all scream for eye screams"

Shawn Davis