Empyre

Tis a day to stand for the Empyre!
To all of those who decry our overlords, please take a step forward and a step to the left.
To all of those who support our overlords take a step backwards and a step to the right.
Thank you for your cooperation.  We shall now commence the fixerations!
BEGIN!

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Umm sir, you had them move in the wrong directions, the opposers were supposed to go back and right, and the supporters forward and left.

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Oh, I see then.  What shall we do, fixeration was code for kill all who defy us, and it would seem that it would have worked, except IT DID!!  For the rebellion!!  Attack!!!

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Sir, poor move.  We knew that all those who would have thought that the plan was to kill them would have done the opposite, thus we had the supporters pretend like opposers, so you in essence just revealed yourself as a trader.

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Oh but you see, I knew you knew

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We could play this all day, but look here...

Where did you go?  NEINNNN!!!  I've lost him, our Overlords will be much displeased indeed.
Oh well, time to knit before lunch...