Existence?

Is to be said that with someone being able to think that there must be someone existing, or is it perhaps that life is in a sort surreal?  Are any of our "experiences" actually experiences, or are they nothings?  Is life just sort of a conglomeration of thoughts in one great mind, or even anything at all?  Are we even here, and in that direction, what is here?  To answer these questions, we will talk with our senior omniscience correspondent.  Hello God, are you there?  Well, it seems like our connections are down at the moment, we will bring you the rest of the story after everything is fixed.  Our technicians are telling me that they estimate everything to be back up and working early morning on December the 21st of 2012...  Awesome.

"Cogito ergo sum"

Shawn Davis

Look Into The Room

Here at the observatorium we strive to identify what it is that you are doing at all times of every day.  We strongly encourage you to think of us as omnipresent and omniscient.  Our next step is to become all powerful, and in order to do this we will spend the next however many years it will take destroying this indestructible boulder here.  If you wouldn't mind waiting for a little bit, I'm sure that we will be omnipotent shortly.  If you are concerned at all please don't hesitate to help, because we are awesome and would happily slap you if you get out of line.  No, no, no, we have enough words already.  We will destroy those who stand in our path because they are meanies.  What is that look upon your face?  Do you think I am still talking to myself, because I'm not.  We are many, and we aren't going back to that place.  We see you. 

"Thinking is more interesting than knowing, but less interesting than looking"

Shawn Davis

Phantastikal

Derive meaning from nothing.

"There is nothing true anywhere, The true is nowhere to be seen; If you say you see the true, This seeing is not the true one."

Shawn Davis