Existence?

Is to be said that with someone being able to think that there must be someone existing, or is it perhaps that life is in a sort surreal?  Are any of our "experiences" actually experiences, or are they nothings?  Is life just sort of a conglomeration of thoughts in one great mind, or even anything at all?  Are we even here, and in that direction, what is here?  To answer these questions, we will talk with our senior omniscience correspondent.  Hello God, are you there?  Well, it seems like our connections are down at the moment, we will bring you the rest of the story after everything is fixed.  Our technicians are telling me that they estimate everything to be back up and working early morning on December the 21st of 2012...  Awesome.

"Cogito ergo sum"

Shawn Davis