BazoOM!

So the other day when I was just thinking about what the world would be like without crab fishermen and trees, and apparently that is some forbidden law, because upon doing so there was an immediate removal of all light, followed by a sudden semblance of candles approaching me.  They were sort of far away at first which was strange because I was in a somewhat small room that didn't go that far out, wither that or my depth perception drivers weren't up to date.  When they were close enough to make out some features, I immediately recognized them as the aliens that we had previously dominated in an all out busride battle.  They promptly grabbed me and began dragging me with them, when one of them said something along the lines of how there is no such thing as no crab fishermen.  The surroundings began getting lighter and lighter and I could make out a bunch of these aliens planting tree sprouts that immediately became ginormous trees upon being fitted into their ground homes.  I noticed off to the side some sort of factory that was churning out some things on a conveyor belt, which I realized was a line of crab fishermen.  This is where things got out of hand.  I knew what they were doing, no doubt in my mind.  Trees and crab fishermen are not real.  They are nothing but manufactured alien projects.  Upon this sudden realization, I knew just what to do, I dashed and rolled to the side and quickly shouted "AVENGERS!!!!".  Immediately four things happened, one, the Power Rangers showed up, two, my old bus driver arrived, and three, the trees began pelting fruits and nuts in our direction, and four, the crab fishermen began fishing for crabs.  The Power Rangers summoned their Zords of course to fight the giant trees (definitely the original power rangers, this I could tell), and the bus driver began rapping and taking out the aliens with the beam sword that came out of nowhere (rapping too fast for me to know what the words were for the most part), and for me, there was nothing but crab fishermen to eliminate.  The bus driver miraculously had all the aliens defeated and flying away within 23.56 seconds after 2 minutes (approximately), and the Zords made easy work of the trees after a few weeks by depriving them of sunlight and water by putting sunglasses (polarized of course) on them, and using flame throwers to evaporate all possible water.  Me, I had the hardest work to do.  The crab fishermen were excellent adversaries, they obviously studied openings, but after a while and a few en passants, I was able to castle out of the way and checkmate them without losing too many pieces, thus causing them to crumble.  After all of this, the bus driver, the rangers and myself all went to Granny's for cookies and milk.  She used to live in the forest, but after the removal of the trees, it wasn't much of a forest.

"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster.  And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks into you"

Shawn Davis