Thursday, August 26, 2010

Sample Surveyor

Hello, my name is Ted.  Ted is the name in which I go by for my surveying position.  What I do is survey things.  If you were to ask me what I did my reply would be thusly so, that I am a surveying surveyor.  When I view things I do it with pride.  You can bet your vodka that I judge a book by its cover, because I am able to see things in it that normal humans would not be able to see, because I am a surveyor.  If I were to go into a war alongside a busdriver against some aliens again, what I would do is survey the lands, and stuff like that.  The busdriver would do the fighting, along with his militia bus filled with children.  I remember the last time I surveyed something just like the first time, and vice-versa.  Boy was it something, at least I think it was.  It could very well have been nothing, it's hard to recall.  Oh, I also have this spoon which I got from Fayzees, it is a good spoon.  Well, that is just about all I really have to say about surveying, I hope that all of you kids will be able to make your job decision wisely in your future.
By the way, when I am not surveying things I go by Ariel.

"Let the fly judge the web, not the spider"

Shawn Davis

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