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Doodle:  v;  the act of drawing randomly
ex:  Just doodle something on the page there so I can give you a grade already.

Food: n;  something one would ingest for nourishment
ex:  Regardless of the fact that you are blind, I thought you would be able to tell just by looking, that eating food is a hobby of mine.

Foodle:  v;  the act of doodling with food
ex:  You guys can go ahead without me, I'm going to foodle with this spaghetti for a while.

A Ritual

Hello, this is the ritual.  First, before we begin, we must select three participants.  You, you, and you.  Good, you three shall do nicely.  Boris, throw them to the Trnka titan.  Alright, now that that is taken care of, let the ritual begin.  We begin by peeling the apples and bananas, now I understand what you are thinking, 'Apples and bananas?  What kind of soup do we make with those?'  and the answer to that is quite simple, no soup, because with your ignorant mind you get no soup.  After peeling them, slice the apples into smaller bits, and place them into a pan, and then follow suit with the bananas.  Thusly add some sugar to it along with a liquid of your choice, but not a lot, water is best to preserve the flavor of the apples and bananas, but other flavored drinks can cover, or embolden the flavors of them to your preference.  Allow the mixture to caramelize.  Now place three chickens, preferably live, into the pan and listen.  Now,and listen closely because this s the most important step in the whole procedure, add 1 cup of ox blood per apple/banana, stirring it in slowly.  Once this step is complete the chickens should no longer be moving, allowing you to finish the cooking in peace.  Maintain the heat for desired cookedness of the chicken, remember, I take no responsibility for any sort of diseases harbored within the poultry.  Serve warm in medium size bowls, each apple/banana combination yields one serving.

"No soup for you!"

Shawn Davis

Gathered Awareness

In the pivotal event when someone learns of the ability of their awareness, they are to be gathered.  Whereas those who are unable to achieve this, also known as those without midichlorians, are to be sent to the dark side of the moon so they can be scrumptiously consumed by the Delta.  And now for something completely different. A giant cheese monster attacked Tokyo earlier today which at first caused mass panic because some thought that Godzilla had turned into cheese and was attacking again, but this was quickly debunked by their top scientists, and people thusly resumed their normal day to day routines.  Please stop by the welcome desk on your way in, we will welcome you there.

"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal"

Shawn Davis