A Ritual

Hello, this is the ritual.  First, before we begin, we must select three participants.  You, you, and you.  Good, you three shall do nicely.  Boris, throw them to the Trnka titan.  Alright, now that that is taken care of, let the ritual begin.  We begin by peeling the apples and bananas, now I understand what you are thinking, 'Apples and bananas?  What kind of soup do we make with those?'  and the answer to that is quite simple, no soup, because with your ignorant mind you get no soup.  After peeling them, slice the apples into smaller bits, and place them into a pan, and then follow suit with the bananas.  Thusly add some sugar to it along with a liquid of your choice, but not a lot, water is best to preserve the flavor of the apples and bananas, but other flavored drinks can cover, or embolden the flavors of them to your preference.  Allow the mixture to caramelize.  Now place three chickens, preferably live, into the pan and listen.  Now,and listen closely because this s the most important step in the whole procedure, add 1 cup of ox blood per apple/banana, stirring it in slowly.  Once this step is complete the chickens should no longer be moving, allowing you to finish the cooking in peace.  Maintain the heat for desired cookedness of the chicken, remember, I take no responsibility for any sort of diseases harbored within the poultry.  Serve warm in medium size bowls, each apple/banana combination yields one serving.

"No soup for you!"

Shawn Davis