Curved

The thought of man cannot be made into the simple delicacy of Campbell's condensed, but what it can be made into is a bearer of mastery.  It can contain within it the essence which can provide unto people the power to decide, decide on which condensed soup you want to eat right now, which liar you wish to vote for, what villain you wish to make someone now, or any number of choices.  Just like in a world of thought, it can fill you with braggadocio as well.  Onto my next point:  zebras.  Zebras are awesome.  Look at them, they gots all kinds of stripes and things.  They are cool horses basically.  I mean, just LOOK at them, black and white, simplicity, but the intricacies of super stripes.  I mean, they are almost as awesome as penguins, who also happen to be black and white, all things awesome seem to be black and white, have you noticed?

"There's something powerful about black and white imagery"

Shawn Davis

Penguinites

Arise and stand, oh holy of creatures.  You bring upon the lands of frigid what cannot be called mere hope, rather a blessing of just super awesome stuff.  Here me oh Penguins of Antspartica, you are being beckoned by the council, for we require your assistance in matters most urgent.  There is a severe lack of ice in our cooler, which is causing all of our drinks to...
Again!!  Come on, does no one screen the calls we get any more, that's the twelfth prank call we Antsparticans have received!  I mean really, are there no more dark spawns for us to vanquish, we cannot have truly rid the world of all of the Estrui.  We shall begin our search for them, they are out there somewhere, I can feel it.
Hello, are you satisfied with your long distance provider?
Why no I am not, why do you ask?
Well, we currently have a plan that would feature unlimited long distance calling for only two in the bush.
SERIOUSLY!!  COME ON MAN!  Start screening calls or you are all fired!

"This is not madness my friend, this is unanimous!"

Shawn Davis

Overhaul

Tis a mind bending time for the consideration of a max perplexity.  To enhance ones own vision of everything and its surroundings you must examine things in the most complex ways.  Make your brain reel.  Imagine a cow, now imagine a color, now imagine a cow in that color, now comprehend where that cow may have come from, and in that you may also derive how he got to where he is, and perhaps think about why he is eating what he is eating, and think about his, I am calling it a him for simplicity so bear with me please, innate ability to jump over the moon.  Try and focus on a specific detail and then expand it into a universe, and that is how the universe is, a sheer immensity of immense proportions, similar to that of hog tying three ants up with a single hair.

"You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone"

Shawn Davis

A Competition?

http://www.facebook.com/notes/dell-magazines-award/guidelines-for-2011-dell-magazines-award/454590140571

Also main site is http://www.dellaward.com

I'm kind of tempted to take a stab at that with the backdrop consisting of the bus drivers...

Alpha Bravo Niner on your six

Success, on the brink of collisions, churning for a turn at the Montreal fair, like aliens playing jump rope at the lake, surrounding the bus with turtle fluff, just do it, execute the order, no need for all of them, you can do one, pick one, any one, how about greater than sixty, and less than seventy, tasty treat huh, oh yeah, and bring the carriage, we have dogs to feed.  Welcome to the pendulum.  Now do the western one step.

"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest"

Shawn Davis