Arise and stand, oh holy of creatures. You bring upon the lands of frigid what cannot be called mere hope, rather a blessing of just super awesome stuff. Here me oh Penguins of Antspartica, you are being beckoned by the council, for we require your assistance in matters most urgent. There is a severe lack of ice in our cooler, which is causing all of our drinks to...
Again!! Come on, does no one screen the calls we get any more, that's the twelfth prank call we Antsparticans have received! I mean really, are there no more dark spawns for us to vanquish, we cannot have truly rid the world of all of the Estrui. We shall begin our search for them, they are out there somewhere, I can feel it.
Hello, are you satisfied with your long distance provider?
Why no I am not, why do you ask?
Well, we currently have a plan that would feature unlimited long distance calling for only two in the bush.
SERIOUSLY!! COME ON MAN! Start screening calls or you are all fired!
"This is not madness my friend, this is unanimous!"
Shawn Davis
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