Ziggurat

When you imagine a bowling league, assassins is not usually the first thing to some to mind.  Well it should be, and here to tell you why is special correspondent Tim.  Tim, explain to us what you are thinking when you think of bowling leagues.
"Well, to start off, I enchant things, I am an enchanter"
Yes, well that is all fine and good Tim, but the assassins.
"Please, as I have said, I am an enchanter, so refer to me by my name and title if you will, I am more dignified than that.  Call me Tim the Enchanter, and if you so desire, you may add to the end of that the Warlock as well, but that is completely your preference good sir"
Indeed, now about the bowling leagues Tim the Enchanter.
"Now you are just being silly, in a phrase like that you should just refer to me as Tim, because it sounds strange when you say it like that in that context"
So what you are doing here is trying to talk about yourself, and that there probably is no reason to fear bowling leagues, am I correct?
"Absolutely not!  Are you absurd man, or just plain daft?  All members of bowling leagues are by their nature assassins and extremely efficient ones at that!  They are the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered bowlers that you could ever set your eyes on!"
Right, so I am correct in my assumption that you are a raving loon, yes?
"Why I, you just, why don't you, I mean, grr, just go face one yourself then you fool!"
I think I will then, we have one in the studio actually.
"I'm warning you!"
Right, well anyways, Boris, bring in the league bowler.
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Boris, bring him in.
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"I warned you, but did you listen to me?  Oh no, you 'knew', didn't you?  Oh, it's just a harmless bowling leaguer, isn't it?"
I shall just go get him then to prove that he is just right in there.
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*Several odd noises later
"Alright Jimmy, come on out here.  This is the eighth time, and not once have they listened to me, have they?  Here is your winnings from our bet, one dollar.  I shall persuade them next time though Jimmy, I will"
'Sure Tim the Enchanter the Warlock, sure'

"Bowling -- Because serial killers enjoy team sports too"

Shawn Davis