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"Avarice, the spur of industry"

Shawn Davis

Sample Surveyor

Hello, my name is Ted.  Ted is the name in which I go by for my surveying position.  What I do is survey things.  If you were to ask me what I did my reply would be thusly so, that I am a surveying surveyor.  When I view things I do it with pride.  You can bet your vodka that I judge a book by its cover, because I am able to see things in it that normal humans would not be able to see, because I am a surveyor.  If I were to go into a war alongside a busdriver against some aliens again, what I would do is survey the lands, and stuff like that.  The busdriver would do the fighting, along with his militia bus filled with children.  I remember the last time I surveyed something just like the first time, and vice-versa.  Boy was it something, at least I think it was.  It could very well have been nothing, it's hard to recall.  Oh, I also have this spoon which I got from Fayzees, it is a good spoon.  Well, that is just about all I really have to say about surveying, I hope that all of you kids will be able to make your job decision wisely in your future.
By the way, when I am not surveying things I go by Ariel.

"Let the fly judge the web, not the spider"

Shawn Davis

Ode to Greatness

Students stood up
Astounded and full of glee
From a crowd of many
Arrived Luke Brekke
Who delivered a speech
Which could create dreams
Into our hearts
And raised our esteems
And we cheered at his greatness
Filled with great pride
But there was a choice
Not a free ride
We understood
His pain in this time
Though all of us were crushed
It wasn't a crime

Then Hanz Infinity Kistler and Xaviar Smith, Walter Bauer Shawn Davis and Carli Wilke, and the students of AP, and Justin Egon Asher, and Jared Jon Clairmont the Bundesnatch, and the Bandersnatch, and Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Tayla Smith, April Conniff, Luke Lambert, and every single entry level Senior, Abraham Lincoln, Boba Fett, and Bob Dylan
All came outta nowhere lightning fast and begged Mr. Brekke to please come back, it was the saddest moment that the world ever saw
The pleading raged on for centuries, many lives were claimed, but eventually the victor was clear...

To be continued?...

He is the ultimate teacher of our AP English class

We hope the best for you Mr. Brekke, everyone will miss you, but we truly do understand

"This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny"

Shawn Davis

Hey Guys

Umm, you guys, it's getting kind of late would you mind being quiet...
Alright, it's almost 11, try to keep it down okay...
Okay, it's 11:30, try being quiet now...
Hey, hey guys, it's nearly 12, you should keep it down okay...
It's 12:10 guys, don't make too much noise...
You guys, it's 12:15, let's keep it down...
12:17 everyone, quiet down some okay...
It's already 12:18 and 30 seconds, make sure you guys don't make too much noise now...
Hey, guys, if my alarm is working right, it means that it's 12:19 and 15 seconds, so be quiet okay...

"Time is what prevents everything from happening at once"

Shawn Davis

BazoOM!

So the other day when I was just thinking about what the world would be like without crab fishermen and trees, and apparently that is some forbidden law, because upon doing so there was an immediate removal of all light, followed by a sudden semblance of candles approaching me.  They were sort of far away at first which was strange because I was in a somewhat small room that didn't go that far out, wither that or my depth perception drivers weren't up to date.  When they were close enough to make out some features, I immediately recognized them as the aliens that we had previously dominated in an all out busride battle.  They promptly grabbed me and began dragging me with them, when one of them said something along the lines of how there is no such thing as no crab fishermen.  The surroundings began getting lighter and lighter and I could make out a bunch of these aliens planting tree sprouts that immediately became ginormous trees upon being fitted into their ground homes.  I noticed off to the side some sort of factory that was churning out some things on a conveyor belt, which I realized was a line of crab fishermen.  This is where things got out of hand.  I knew what they were doing, no doubt in my mind.  Trees and crab fishermen are not real.  They are nothing but manufactured alien projects.  Upon this sudden realization, I knew just what to do, I dashed and rolled to the side and quickly shouted "AVENGERS!!!!".  Immediately four things happened, one, the Power Rangers showed up, two, my old bus driver arrived, and three, the trees began pelting fruits and nuts in our direction, and four, the crab fishermen began fishing for crabs.  The Power Rangers summoned their Zords of course to fight the giant trees (definitely the original power rangers, this I could tell), and the bus driver began rapping and taking out the aliens with the beam sword that came out of nowhere (rapping too fast for me to know what the words were for the most part), and for me, there was nothing but crab fishermen to eliminate.  The bus driver miraculously had all the aliens defeated and flying away within 23.56 seconds after 2 minutes (approximately), and the Zords made easy work of the trees after a few weeks by depriving them of sunlight and water by putting sunglasses (polarized of course) on them, and using flame throwers to evaporate all possible water.  Me, I had the hardest work to do.  The crab fishermen were excellent adversaries, they obviously studied openings, but after a while and a few en passants, I was able to castle out of the way and checkmate them without losing too many pieces, thus causing them to crumble.  After all of this, the bus driver, the rangers and myself all went to Granny's for cookies and milk.  She used to live in the forest, but after the removal of the trees, it wasn't much of a forest.

"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster.  And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks into you"

Shawn Davis