Logicality of Being Illogical

"Good sir, good sir.  Excuse me, I do believe you just punched me in the face."
"Did I, oh dear me, I think I may have."
"Yes, just now when you walked by, and I must know why it is you did it."
"Well, you were there."
"That's it, because I was there.  That isn't a reason for such an atrocious act."
"Why isn't it?"
"Why would it be?  That is the most illogical thing I have heard of."

"Oh dear, did you just punch me in the face in retaliation?"
"Yes I did."
"If my act was illogical, what causes your's to be logical."
"That is a good point my good man."
"Good day to you my fine fellow, until we meet again tomorrow."
"Indeed, yes quite.  Until tomorrow."


It is illogical for one to assume that there is any true logic.  The ability for man to perceive something from a point of view that is able to attain a sense of rightful judgement is nonexistent.  There is no true logic in the universe.  Think about it.  It is illogical to think of something in some way, so it is logical to think that there is no logic, therefore proving there to be logic, because of the fact that it is logical in finding logic, but in logically finding logic, we are finding it illogically because of the fact that there is no logic, so whatever we assume is quite illogical.  There is no logic, so there is no sense in assuming there is logic, it is just plain illogical.  Paradoxical even...

"Logic is like the sword - those who appeal to it shall perish by it"

Shawn Davis

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"I love talking about nothing, it is the only thing I know anything about"

Shawn Davis

BIOGRAPHY: XAVIAR

     Born into the humble realms of normal kittens, XAVIAR was soon able to show himself as a member of the elite THUNDERCATZ.  As a member of the Thundercatz, Xaviar was given access to many things young kittens would not have access to. He quickly rose to elite levels, even for a Thundercat.  XAVIARKITZEN soon became XAVIARKAT, and surpassed many of his elders.  With abilities beyond the mortals, Xaviarkat was promptly inducted into the leagues of the sacred A-Team.  As one of the 7 members of the A-Team, Xaviarkat has authority over most everyone, and to this day continues to mock the shadows by being invisible to even them. He enjoys celery.  If you cross him the Thundercatz are not far behind, and you can guarantee yourself that the members of the A-Team will already have you.  THUNDERCATZ ASSEMBLE!  (More on this sly kat and others later)

"The force will be with you, always"

Shawn Davis

Misunderstanding

I must first start with an apology.  I must apologize for not in a while, this is due to the fact that I have been very busy, generally from 7 am until after midnight.  So I will continue to try my best to update as often as possible, but in the near future as I foresee, I will continue to be quite busy.  Second, it is time for another entry

     From what I can tell, this is all just a understanding, as evidenced by the fact that I have already, and have yet to be born.  It is clear that some mistake has taken place.  Imagine if an item is placed in point "B" whereas it was intended for point "Orangutan", then you are able to imagine this mismanagement of elegance.  The summation of this is clearly beyond the scope of the inherent because of the simple fact of the mathematical abundance of trees.  I concur with the aforementioned arguments and wish that the hearings be discharged, honorably that is.  Thank you for coming, we will recommission the Acklay after the Rancor is finished.  Always.

"A mistake is to commit to a misunderstanding"

Shawn Davis

A Speech

First off I must say, happy puppies, and now that you have the image of playful little pups, this can be a little more enjoyable.    Second I must thank all of you for coming.  Thirdly, I am going to stop counting the statements I am making. 

Wow.  It has definitely been a ride worth the price of admission.  Between each of you as individuals there is so much variance yet so much interconnectedness; it is just so hard to find a place to start.  So let’s go to the beginning, ½ score and around 3 years ago is pretty close. That was when most of us were just entering our first of many years of schooling.  We were so smart then, and do you know why?  Because we didn’t have worries about the future, the only things we cared about were painting pictures with our fingers and learning the alphabet.  From then on things only got more difficult and more advanced, and before long we were learning addition and subtraction, forming sentences, and beginning to read Dr. Seuss books.  This would be around the time of early elementary school, when things changed, and not what we were learning, but the people whom we associated with.  Those early elementary years were when we felt like we knew everything, and to this day we have never lost that feeling, have we?  Elementary was when we formed groups, it was mostly just two groups, the “cool” and “uncool” kids.  With all this distortion of importance though, came the all powerful fix-it sheet and the conflict managers, and with those, we were perfectly fine, not really though, but close enough.  Elementary was not just the age of stupidity for us though, we had our share of bright spots,  we were getting smarter, and by the fifth grade, we were exercising our creativity in writing, cruising with our mad minute math, learning about the world in science, mastering the all-important cursive, and rocking our recorders in music. 

Then came the move to sixth grade, we felt like we were getting old and wise, but we weren’t the oldest kids in the school anymore.  We also had to begin thinking.  And while our schooling was becoming more and more in depth, we were growing closer, as a class, groups were dispersing.  We were not completely united yet though, because before long, we had a shipload of newcomers all the way from Crucifixion.  It was fun to have new people in our school, and before long most people were getting along quite nicely.  But in order to keep up with increased social points, there came points of higher education, not all bad though, because even though there was a lot of math, a lot of science, a lot of English, and a lot of social studies throughout middle school, we had one of our greatest moments in the eighth grade, not because we were one year away from high school, not because we were again the elders, but because we could choose to have a study hall, we could choose.  Wasn’t that such an empowering moment?  To be able to choose to not have a class, but instead to take school time to do your homework, that was nice.  Or even better yet *(*NOD TO COPP*)* choose to stay in band, or perhaps you rather enjoyed your singing, then you could have stayed in choir.  Then came those high school packets, then we were able to plan our future, from what classes we would take, to the ones we wouldn’t. 

High school, it has been, how should I say this, how about, it has been boss.  We have had so much control of our future since our freshmen year, it is incredible.  But all the more incredible is how close we have become a class, or rather how close we have become as a family.  Just remember what we have endured through together, things like a child for a president, a bomb scare, LOST ending, alien attacks on school buses, alien assaults on buses, teachers leaving every year after we moved to the next grade since the fifth grade, Scott Micheels, Cheese, ground mustard, ketchup, milk...  well those last few may have just been items off the grocery list, but you get the point.  We have also been part of some other interesting things such as the Thundercatz, the A-Team, our elite mathematics team, the cardiac kids, the splendor of our basketball team, and taking over the reigns as the leaders of La Crescent High School.  And now, we are coming close to pass on that leadership, and take over leadership in other avenues.

 With all the time we have been together, it is impossible to sum up everything in a speech, but we have had time for reflection, now is the time for the future.  We are about to enter a period in our life where we make all the decisions, just think of it as the greatest commons you have ever had.   We have had choices to make before, but now we have some of the biggest choices of our life and instead of our grades being on the line, it is our future.  Think of it as a porous friend of mine would say, “This isn’t your average darkness, this is advanced darkness.”  The only problem with the future is that we are not quite as smart as we used to be, and do you know why?  Because now we have things to worry about, it is no longer finger painting, it is no longer 2 + 2, it is no longer Green Eggs and Ham, and it is certainly no longer nap time.  But, we have also gained wisdom and intelligence, and as long as you know these things three you might be fine:  What is your name, what is your quest, and what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.  Oh, and I would also like to tell you to be afraid to fail, otherwise what is there pushing you to succeed, but upon successfully failing, don’t worry about it, just keep going with your life, because truly it isn’t a big deal in the grand scheme.  It is now time to wake up and take our grand steps into life; it is time to dispense all of our great wisdom and knowledge onto the world.  And whether you have chosen to further your education or you have chosen to dive right in, there is so much to keep in mind.  Our future will not be like our past, or as John Cleese would say, “And now for something completely different.”  But that is not a reason to neglect your past, life will have its ups and its downs, and as long as we always look on the bright side of life we will make it, and the rest of the world will walk the way of us, the class of 2010, and the world will like it.

"Oh the places you'll go"

Shawn Davis

Equivalence To The Nonequivalence Point

In a world of understanding we sure don't understand very well.  That is all...  or is it?  No not really, because that would make a short entry wouldn't it.  Anyways back on topic.  We must begin to travel away from the path in which we are on.  This path will only lead us to a destination which no one truly wants.  If the goal is for everything to be in utter distortion instead of an Edenesque land, then our goal is not a goal, rather something to be ashamed of.  Why should we strive for something of chaos when the opposite can be completely in reach?  Exactly just go bananas and head for the grandeur of greatness instead of the lolly-folly of where we are going.  Just think about it, then think about something else, then continue to think about other things, but don't do it too rapidly, take it on one at a time, there you go, that's nice isn't it.  Ta-da, the end.

"Chaos is a friend of mine."

Shawn Davis

Things You Should Know

I would like to present to you something very important to your life.  It is vital you know these things in life, and it is advised that you memorize them.
On with the information.  I present to you a list of the ten things you need to know before you allow an animal to live in your house:

10.  Male or Female
9.  Neutered or not
8.  Level of animal's intelligence (try playing a game of chess with it, if it beats you, you may want to consider a different animal)
7.  Is it racist
6.  Can it find its own way home if you forget it
5.  Can the animal go to the bathroom on command
4.  Does the animal become gassy easily
3.  Is the animal married
2.  Does the animal eat other animals
1.  Does the animal eat humans

"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, 'My God, you're RIGHT! NEVER would've thought of that!"

Shawn Davis

The Next Perspective

If you have taken a view of your surroundings from a certain perspective, join into the fun of viewing it from a new one.  For example, if you have always viewed everything in the first person, take some time to view it in the third person.  Now I know what you are saying, it is harder to control yourself in the third person.  I have an easy fix for this, don't control yourself, just let everything happen and just enjoy.  Enjoy it like you would enjoy watching figure skating penguins or maybe even a Trnka titan versus an elephant.  Oh that would be quite enjoyable.  Also, to take a different perspective on things, We will have a new sort of segment starting this week and happening whenever I would like it continued.  Another perspective you could take would be the second person perspective.  Don't ask me how to do it, I don't even know, just enjoy it.  And don't forget, if you don't like it, just go back to first person, but be careful not to go to far and end up in the zeroeth person perspective.  Scary stuff there.

"Inside my empty bottle I was constructing a lighthouse while all the others were making ships."

Shawn Davis