Logicality of Being Illogical

"Good sir, good sir.  Excuse me, I do believe you just punched me in the face."
"Did I, oh dear me, I think I may have."
"Yes, just now when you walked by, and I must know why it is you did it."
"Well, you were there."
"That's it, because I was there.  That isn't a reason for such an atrocious act."
"Why isn't it?"
"Why would it be?  That is the most illogical thing I have heard of."

"Oh dear, did you just punch me in the face in retaliation?"
"Yes I did."
"If my act was illogical, what causes your's to be logical."
"That is a good point my good man."
"Good day to you my fine fellow, until we meet again tomorrow."
"Indeed, yes quite.  Until tomorrow."


It is illogical for one to assume that there is any true logic.  The ability for man to perceive something from a point of view that is able to attain a sense of rightful judgement is nonexistent.  There is no true logic in the universe.  Think about it.  It is illogical to think of something in some way, so it is logical to think that there is no logic, therefore proving there to be logic, because of the fact that it is logical in finding logic, but in logically finding logic, we are finding it illogically because of the fact that there is no logic, so whatever we assume is quite illogical.  There is no logic, so there is no sense in assuming there is logic, it is just plain illogical.  Paradoxical even...

"Logic is like the sword - those who appeal to it shall perish by it"

Shawn Davis