Things You Should Know

I would like to present to you something very important to your life.  It is vital you know these things in life, and it is advised that you memorize them.
On with the information.  I present to you a list of the ten things you need to know before you allow an animal to live in your house:

10.  Male or Female
9.  Neutered or not
8.  Level of animal's intelligence (try playing a game of chess with it, if it beats you, you may want to consider a different animal)
7.  Is it racist
6.  Can it find its own way home if you forget it
5.  Can the animal go to the bathroom on command
4.  Does the animal become gassy easily
3.  Is the animal married
2.  Does the animal eat other animals
1.  Does the animal eat humans

"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, 'My God, you're RIGHT! NEVER would've thought of that!"

Shawn Davis