Delta-Star

The Delta, a species of aliens that supposedly inhabit the moon, are either with us or against us.  If you look at the based-on-a-real-story film Mars Attacks, the Martians are planning to attack us whether we are prepared or not, and the Delta are turning our moon into a star of sorts.  If you are wondering, this star was seen in another real story film titled Star Wars.  Yes, that is correct, the Delta are turning our very moon into a form of the Death Star.  My belief though, is that they are actually creating this in order to help us in our defense against the Martians.  My reasoning behind this is the following:  The Martians already seem to have a Death Star; one of Saturn's moons, Mimas, has been turned into a Death Star.  I believe that it was under construction for many many years, more than any of us has been around, and was finally completed recently.  What they are waiting for is to move it to the ideal position to assault Earth with, as well as the fact that without the Earth, the Delta would not be inhabiting a predefined orbit as they have been for many years.  What we must do to assist the Delta in defending our home planet is simple:  First, assemble all the bus drivers into a defense task force, second, call Stephen Hawking and ask him to use the LHC to make a few black hole cluster bombs, and third, tell the Delta that they "may fire when ready."  This should in fact not be wholly unexpected, after all we do have the temperament of a society that has reasonable temperatures, think of the temps at which they have to live with on Mars.  I mean really, think about how moody some people can get upon entering 100 degree (farenheit) weather, and how reclusive people can become upon arriving at temperatures 40 degrees below.  They endure through much worse, they have to take their aggression out on someone, so I say we just give them a heater and air conditioner and wish them the best, that and have Mr. Hawking send them to another universe through one of his fancy wormholes.

"Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected.  In this case, I should think 'interesting' would suffice"

Shawn Davis