When the advent of time was in view, and the Universe young, the simple solution to all problems was to use potatoes. no longer is this so. Everyone agreed then, and it may even seem it now, the creation of the Universe wasn't a good thing. It was all too messy and jumbled. Why couldn't they just leave everything the way it was, everything was just a quick fix, just use a potato. Now we have only one thing that is even remotely close to the usefulness level that potatoes were back then, and that item is duct tape. Understand though how simple and easy everything was back then. Oh yeah that's right, you can't, just picture something that isn't difficult in an infinite abundance, like EXTREME PING PONG. Yeah, that. Now you understand don't you. Just try and use potatoes to solve everything, doesn't work. Wish it did didn't ya. Well, shouldn't of messed everything up with this Universe deal then.
On a side note, today there is a birthday. Happy Birthday!
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problem with just potatoes"
Shawn Davis
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