Penguin Advancement

I believe it is time we put apart our differences and finally rejoin forces with the penguin militia.  They have gone through their civil war, and triumphantly can proclaim that they now have a just Emperor, along with the guidance and aid of Lord Penguin.  Since the end of The Penguin Wars, many penguins have reached out for assistance claiming that they had saved the world from some race of shade creatures, and while I am a little leery of this claim, I wholeheartedly accept them among our ranks in civilization.  With all their scientific advancements they have yet to share with us they could be a major benefit to us, while we could finally provide them a safezone throughout the world so they do not have to worry about being assaulted without cause.  I have been in contact with a certain penguin who I have known for a long time, and I have complete trust in, and he has been talking to his people, and they all agree that they wish for all bloodshed that is unneeded end promptly.  From what we have seen as well, their weaponry is immensely powerful considering the fact that they have fought an all-fronts war and were able to not only hold back all opposition, but push them back and advance themselves, and that is with their tiny population.  Also if they were fighting a supposed war against the creatures they claim they fought, that would make it all the more impressive.  The reason we would require their efficiency in war, what seems to be even more efficient of a war machine than that of Germany, is because of the imminent strike from the Martians.  I'm sure that if we were to contact and consult the Delta, they would first be shocked to find fighting amongst ourselves, but also would agree that we need to assist them in all ways possible.  So please, for the sake of all humanity and penguinity, let us put away our differences that we have pettily made up, and join in an epic battle for survival.

"I have often had the impression that, to penguins, man is just another penguin -- different, less predictable, occasionally violent, but tolerable company when he sits still and minds his own business."

Shawn Davis